Frequently Asked Questions
Is installing a Chakow bidet rocket science?
Nope, it's easier than teaching your pet goldfish to do tricks! Our bidets come with user-friendly instruction manuals and equipment which takes about 10 minutes to install, and most people find the installation a breeze. No Ph.D. in plumbing required!
Do I need an electrical engineering degree to use the electric travel bidet?
Not at all! It's as user-friendly as a microwave. Just point, click, and enjoy the refreshment. No complicated buttons, no software updates - it's almost like magic!
What's the warranty like? Will it survive the zombie apocalypse?
While we can't guarantee zombie apocalypse, we do offer solid warranties. If your Chakow product encounters issues not related to a zombie attack, we've got you covered.
I've never used a bidet. Is it okay to be abidet rookie?
Of course! We all start somewhere. Using a bidet is like riding a bike – you might wobble at first, but soon you'll be cruising with confidence. Our products are beginner-friendly.
What's the secret ingredient in Chakow bum towels that makes them so soft? Unicornhugs?
As awesome as unicorn hugs would be, it's actually a mix of high-quality muslin and cotton. We promise they're soft enough to make even unicorns jealous!
Can I use Chakow bum towels for other things besides bums?
Absolutely! They're versatile, like MacGyver. Use them as hand towels, baby wipes, or even a makeshift superhero cape (results may vary). Just wash them separately to keep your bum-to-face ratio in check.
Will Chakow bidets turn me into a water bill millionaire?
Not to worry! Our bidets are designed to be water-efficient. You'll save more on toilet paper than you'll ever spend on water. You might even start planning that luxury toilet paper fort in your dreams!
What if the bidet nozzle gets dirty and make me fell gross?
Great question! Our bidets are equipped with self-cleaning nozzles. So, you can say goodbye to the "ick" factor. These nozzles clean themselves before and after each use. It's like they have a built-in robot maid, but without the sassy comments.
Can I return a product if I decide it's not my cup of tea?
Absolutely! We want you to be as happy as a cat with a laser pointer. If a Chakow product doesn't tickle your fancy, you can return it within the specified time frame i.e., 30 Days. Just reach out, and we'll make it as easy as pie (pun intended).
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